Note: Just because these answers are allegedly from actual people with penises, they do not speak for penis owners as a whole. Everyone is different, and these responders can only speak to their own, individual experiences. I had both balls sewn to sack. The intensely painful recovery week makes you really understand just how much they move around.
Even on painkillers, I dreaded each slow walk to the bathroom, calculating the next best move that would result in the least amount of painful ball shuffling. Lucky I got to keep them though! If you get jumpy during the incident, you bobble your junk around and make an even bigger mess.
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Beattie, a conservative journalist and influential figure in MAGA-land, has previous. The suspected perpetrator also died. The people are on their side. The Boston 25 Weather team is tracking a potentially disruptive winter storm that could bring snow, ice, and rain to Massachusetts later this week.
Career government officials have reportedly sought to counter efforts by Musk aides working with his Department of Government Efficiency to gain access to troves of classified information without proper authorization. DOGE was announced as an ambitious effort to cut the federal workforce and slash billions in government spending, but critics say it is being used to target agencies and government programs viewed as out of step with Trump's conservative and more isolationist "America First" agenda.
