This site is packed with sugar babies, MILFs, and horny women who just want to fuck. Most of us have heard of Backpage. Well, the feds went and shut it down a few years ago and that still makes me mad enough to have sex with my TV! So, is YesBackpage com a Backpage replacement?
It does feel like it and even says it is. Let the damn feds come shut this one down and they will have a whole me armed with a lightsaber and a Pelican dropship to contend with!
Read it and weep or I am talking to the feds tomorrow about your nasty bedroom proclivities! It apes the look and feel of the original Backpage com site and in fact, could be its fraternal twin! Well, it appears that Yes Backpage escorts are of the shy type. These ladies are perfectly okay with telling you what you and your prick can and cannot do to them and their slits, but draw the line at stating their rates! Sure, there might be some escort ads here with the rates listed, but to find them I would have to go through the entire roster of escorts ads, and no way am I doing that if Rihanna is not sitting on my face all night long as a reward of sorts!
You know, the way you get to cum when you bone an escort needs to be studied by teams of researchers! Like if you are poking into your wife, your jism will be in dribbles, while if it is an escort you are poking into, that dribble will become an unstoppable fountain!
It is almost like escorts America all have the key to orgasms unlimited and it sure is a good thing they are not stingy and more than willing to spread it for all cummers! So, to get at escorts here, you first need to look over the list of countries, states, and cities and choose a city of your choice. That opens a page that looks like something out of Craiglist. This page has numerous sections devoted to buying and selling all sorts of things, jobs, and dating, but clicking stuff listed in these sections will usually reveal just an empty page.
