Do you kiss immediately after oral sex with a woman? My lady and I don't but I know plenty of friends that have no problem with it. I don't have much of a problem with it, though this is a common guy hangup. I'm over the whole, "Oh my God, I might be gay if I do this! It's not like the girl still has a mouthful of cum she's just aching to deliver to your mouth after she's finished with you. Chances are, she's either spit it out or swallowed it entirely, or dodged the cannon fire and let you skeet all over your belly.
She's not just gonna let it slosh around in her mouth, like a fucking wad of tobacco. Your odds of an accidental snowballing aren't exactly high. I find something humorous in sexual cleanup. Like, you have sex with another person, and then you both immediately retire to the bathroom to clean yourselves off.
She's dabbing her privates with toilet paper and rinsing with mouthwash. You're trying to wipe the condom residue off your dick, or the drool you used on yourself for lubricant. It's just funny to stand there together and be like, "Well, that was fun. Now let's clean all this horrible shit up. Do you ever purposely drink on an empty stomach? Every now and then I like to do it.
I love food as much as you or the next fatass, but I may even skip lunch specifically so I can drink on an empty stomach later that night.
Right after work on a Friday, when that first beer hits that barren, yearning gastric membrane, you immediately feel it soak up that alcohol like a goddamn sponge. Seemingly within seconds you have an incredible buzz going - granted this is a one way ticket to Blackout Town - but I'll be damned if it isn't worth the ride every now and then.
