While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without JavaScript, it will work better with it enabled. Please consider turning it on! Reader is a musician who moves to Springfield in search of a more interesting life. She's enjoying her time in Springfield - until she meets a man named Sideshow Bob.
Sideshow Bob is extremely intelligent, but also a bit of a psychopath. Reader knows he's unstable and violent, but unfortunately finds herself falling for him. Sideshow Bob returns the feelings and has an intense, almost obsessive romance with the reader.
Can the reader keep her life and sanity in check - or will this whole thing end in a ball of fiery flames? Sideshow Bob x female! Lenny and Carl are in a relationship now, and it is Helen Lovejoy's mission to spread the gossip as far as she can.
She orders her husband to help these sinners see God's plan, which doesn't include homosexuality. But as the news of this proud gay couple travel through the town, several men are compelled to be in happy, fulfilling homosexual relationship themeselves. Will Helen be able to stop them? A bright light; a thousand eyes; arms outstretched in every direction.
God was a pantheon of straight corporate dorks, looking down at him from the clouds and wondering what on earth to do with him. Smithers looked at his folded hands and blinked. Like what?
