Beef Wellington Share definition. Real beef wellington is a dish that involves meat wrapped up in bread dough and baked. Therefore, "beef wellington" is here defined as when a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman who is currently suffering a yeast infection. The two lovers had so much beef wellington that night that she, he, and the bedspread had to use Monistat the next day.
When a British man fucks a hot dog bun but it feels morally wrong. That beef wellington really messed him up, he has to go to therapy. That was disgusting when I gave my girlfriend a Beef Wellington last night, she even offered to give me one. Beef Wellington! Two men wrap their penises in shrinkwrap and stand face to face.
Each man takes turns slapping the other's penis with their hand until one of the men gets an erection. Whoever gets the erection loses! Tony and Mike won't stop playing beef wellington! When a gentleman inserts his leg into a ladyfriend up to the knee.
The only acceptable time for a man to shave his legs is in preparation for a beef wellington. More random definitions.
