Online dating is not for the faint-hearted. When you first download a bunch of dating apps, it is hard not to be optimistic. You start believing that you might actually meet the one and become one of those disgustingly happy couples.
Scrolling through a sea of unflattering profile pictures, uninteresting bios, and repeating the same soul-destroying conversations over and over again will knock the excitement out of anyone. I have no more talking stages left in me and this is precisely why. Some of you have never accidentally swiped left on an absolute worldie and it shows. People have a whole lot of audacity on these apps and unfortunately, you have to learn that the hard way. Assignment misunderstood. The cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity, and the gumption!
Why does it take some people three to five business days to respond? Do they send a message and then just yeet their phone as far away as possible? If you thought being blanked for a few days was bad, try being ghosted or blocked in the middle of a perfectly decent conversation.
Where are the Ghostbusters when you need them? And when they do, deleting the dreaded apps and focusing on meeting someone the old-fashioned way feels like the only logical thing to do. ABC Network. Nine Network. Do you swipe right out of courtesy or pretend you never saw them?
Asking for a friend. Apple Music. Fox TV. Compare The Market. Why are people like this? You start questioning yourself. Is it me? Am I the drama?
